What the blazes is the Pop Up Hoe Down Co.?

Well howdy there.  We here simple country folk at the Pop Up Hoe Down Co. believe in many things.

1. We believe that a rootin', tootin' clog-slappin' HOE DOWN is the cure to most of society's problems.
2. We believe that bourbon whiskey is the cure to most of life's ills.
3. We believe that hot wings count as one of your five-a-day.
4. We believe that the only healthy salad is the green stuff in a mint julep.
5. We believe that the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band should be essential listening.


So that y'all can have an understandin' of where we're at, we want y'all to listen to this tune and then read on:

We're gonna fix this little place called England, one HOE DOWN at a time.  We'll show up all uninvited with our fiddles, our grill, our collection of Hank Williams records and one heck of a lot of wings.  We can teach y'all the fine art of southern beverage makin' and wing flippin'.

Heck, I just can't wait to have an old fashioned, washed down with another old fashioned.

We'll be seein' y'all real soon, but until then, here's some real fine dancin'.